George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Dear Diary, W. Here.

Why do your own people turn on you, like that turncoat Colon Pile. Coming out for Obama against McCain. And that Alberty Gonzales just gave me a nasty call.

Let me tell you, I gave him an earful too. Him and his smartass remark to George Stepinwhatshisass about the reason he left my administration was because, judging from the rest of the staff, he wasn't incompenant

enough.

If Cheney wants his undisclosed location to stay undisclosed, he's going to have to give up shotgun practice. I guess he just gets lonely down there.

W.