George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

A good night's sleep last night,

Now I feel I can take on the world. The world is my lobster, and I am the claws............ Somebody said I was the Claws of the World's troubles.

But they could have said Cause instead. Still, Mr Wiggles my Teddy Bear, and Francis my imaginary friend still believe in me, so that is alright with me.


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