George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Dearest Diary -

I am as happy as a woodpecker in a baseball bat factory cause my good friend Governor Ricky Perry has decided to run for president.

I talked to Ricky last night and I expressed to him how proud the little woman (Laura) and I are of him.

I told him that if there is anything that I can do for him to just let him know and I will be there for him.

He thanked me and told me that he had everything under control. He added that he can hardly wait to start kicking some female butt. He said that the bitch from Minnesota and the bigger bitch from Alaska don't have a snowballs chance in the Mojave Desert of getting elected now that Rick Perry is in the race.

And it is about damn time that, that Palin skank gets her wilderness ass back to the Iceberg State and keeps it there.

President George Bush

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