George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Dear Diary -

Damn I cannot believe all the mess that some of these fellers seem to get themselves into.

Look at old Arnold Schwarzenegger putting it to his maid; I mean come on dude, she might be as efficient as Hazel but she sure don't look like no Shakira to me.

And now that Big Apple fella Tony "The Weiner."

I mean what the hell is up with these folks.

And let's not forget Johnny "The Kid's Not Mine" Edwards.

I tell you one thing I'm sure glad that I ain't all that good looking...know what I mean? ; )

George Bush