George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 2 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Now I am not one to take credit for something that I did not do, but by golly good gosh damn I am gonna take credit for capturing this Alabama Been Ludden feller.

And I will tell you why. Why? Because we love you...I'm sorry I used to just love watching the Mouseketeers on TV.

But getting back to me being responsible for capturing the rag head wearing camel jockey. I am the first one who pointed out what he looked like. No one knew. But I had a photo that OBL had given me when he visited the Lincoln Monument.

So I will take some of the damn credit...thank you.

President George Dubya Bush,
UAS! UAS! UAS!