George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Feb, 2011

Dear Diary,

W. Here. And am I mad as all doboogoogly flamershat!

They say that tourist was after me and the family the other day.

Glad they got him.

Water board that sucker till he admits to kidnapping the Lindburger baby.

Trying to blow me away.

Just like the Cowboys this year.

He probably tainted their Gatoraide.

Wait a minute. I'm going to call Cheney and he'll give me some good foul words to call that rotten low down tourist varmint!

W.