George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Febuwary, 2011

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That stupid Wikkie Wakkie guy, Ass Sangs, thinks he can get to me by revealing all my secrets.

Ha! The FBIA already showed me some stuff so go ahead and do your nastiest you...you...Hobbledorkerbelle.

Wow! I hadn't said that since I was three. It's a wonder Mama has forgotten about it. She's slipping. I bet it was way back to the time I first ordered soldiers into Iraq that she told Cheney and his wife, Mrs. Cheney about that.

Just shows that I'm all fired up here.

Ass Sangs never even knew about my "Fortress of Solitude" that Dick Cheney built for me after 911.

Also that time me and Tony Blair did...well, these may be published someday and I wouldn't want Tony Blair's name mentioned with lady underclothes.

W.