George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

October Country,

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Got a call from the Dickster himself today. Good to hear from him.

He told me that he had made some speeches lately. Picked up a few bucks. Never shot anyone in the face.

Says he's living the good life.

He also stated that he has not had a heart attack since he left here.

He thinks most of them came on after laughing too hard.

I don't remember anything being that funny.

W.