George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

October 19, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That Osama has us three trillion dollars in debt. I bet Scrooge McDuck never had that much in his day.

Now he says it time to turn the page!

What page? Another printout of $100,000 bills?

Or maybe he's after one of the Pages at the White House like that Clinton.

He and dad are Sooooo close.

Burns my ass every time I see them together.

W.