George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 October 2010

October 18,

Dear Diary

W. Here

I see where Osama had to dodge a book thrown at him. He he. I had shoes but no books.

Somebody should have thrown the book at him some time ago.

I've been thinking about putting out another book, but my ghost writer wants to wait until after Halloween.

Well, they have already cleared me of being guilty of throwing that book. A guy on Saturday Night Live said so.

He stated that it wasn't a coloring book. Then some people laughed but I think they are paid to do that.

Like those Infernomercials that blast you out of your chair late at night.

After a hardy drink or two, one of those could kill you.

W.