George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 14 January 2010

Jan. 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I haven't seen Osama flying over Haiti to see the damage there like I did in New Orleans.

Sure it's easy to accuse the other guy but it's different when the other guy is you. What I mean is, when you are the other guy.

Now how the ding dong did I ball that up?

If you're the other guy then who are YOU?

I'll call Cheney and use another number so he'll answer.

W.