George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 November 2009

June 6, 2009

Dear diary:

Celebrated my first birthday since leaving office. Arnold Schwazenneger was there. I never realized how big his miscles were. I think I made a fool out of myself when I asked him what his name was before he changed it. Maybe I offended him too. He looked down at me and said "Are Yoo Joking or Vat?"