George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Texassians, Texanasians, Texicans, oh wait, here it is Texans. This English class is really helping me diary. I think 5th grade English is more harder than 4th grade was. Of course it is 3 grades above the fourth grade. Maybe, today i'll just go out to the ranch and shoot something. I don't like school anymore. I'll have my guard Bobby fake an attack on me so I can miss school today. English,... why do we still speak that foreign language anyway. We should be speaking American. Why shuld I have to follow the old Brits way o talkin. From now on I speak American. That means aigs and not eggs, it means justificationism and not justifiable. It means Texassians and not Texans. I am the president after all,...Welll, I was the president after all and this is the most freeest of all the countries in the worlds. Why can't I just change something to the way I want it. It worked for the last 8 years why can't it be doifiable now.

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