George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 9 July 2009
"Oh I wish I were a Sotomayer weiner, that is what I'd really like to be!"
I better hide this bottle or Laura will be furious. Oh, she'll know anyway from all the singing in here.
But it's getting so boring here.
Still, if it's boring here on the ranch, I bet old Bernie Laden, no he's in the slammer. I'll bet old bin Laden is having a good time in the caves.
Hee hee. I bet he's probably so bored he's shooting the heads off rattlesnakes.
You know why? Because I've been out hunting and shooting the heads off rattlesnakes.
One looked just like Nancy Pelockski.
So after seven years, Bin Ladin and me wind up spending our days shooting the heads off rattlesnakes.
Bet the PETA would hound my ass all over hell and half of Texas to hear about that.
Well, they'd have to start with Ben Ladin cause he was doing it first. Maybe if I'd sent PETA over their earlier, they would have got him.
"Oh I wish I were a Sotomayor Weiner...."
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