George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 July 2009

Evening of the Fourth

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Wow! It's the evening of the 4th of July and has dad ever came through with a special gift for me.

Mama may poo-poo the way I act and think but dad knows I got Iraq back from knocking him out of the Presidency.

I guess I inherited it from him as he loves to parachute out of airplanes on his birthday.

Dad's managed to purchase and bring to Crawford, Texas out in the back 30, the deck of an old aircraft carrier and Cheney, bless his old still-beating heart, brought me a flight suit.

This makes up for dad going around everywhere in the world with Billy Clinton...almost.

But I got on the flight suit, everyone's gone home, I've took my pill and I'm ready to carry Laura out there to that flight deck and make her declare "Mission Accomplished!"

W.