George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I guess that was my last Press conference today. Time for the cowboy hat and riding around the range at home on old Paint.

"Old Paint" is my segway. I named him that because he needs a new coat of paint after that last encounter with the gardener's wheelbarrow.

Eight years really go by fast. I never did get to finish "My Pet Goat." Well, I'll just give that one top priority.

Then there's that Joyce woman's "Useless" that was voted best novel of the century. Wonder if it has a goat in it?

Wonder what Osama reads? Probably something simple because I asked him about what he thought about that woman Joyce's Useless but he said he'd never heard of it. The greatest novel of the past century and he's never heard of it.

May have Dad & Mom over for a last weekend in the White House.

What do you know, this Joyce woman has the first name James. Maybe it's a misprint and should have been Joan. Of course there's a woman I met once years ago named Michael. Used to be on the "Waltons TV Show"

That was before they started building that first WallyMart store with the mill that Ben Walton kept going. Now they're probably the richest family in the U.S.

Ahhh, the American Dream".

W.


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