George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Here it is my last weekend as the presidenty doodle. Yankee doodle dandy.

Altogether I think I'm Yankee Doodle dandy. Where was I? Oh yeah, found a bottle dad and Laura missed. I'm actually a seldom drinker but doggone it, I'm gonna miss this place.

I'm even goona miss those late nite Lenoman jokes. Did I write Lenoman, hee hee I meant Linament!

I remembers making that that uh speech about rebuilding Iraq, providin jobs for their peoples, provide for the common defense, secure the blessings of know, give those people hope.

Now we need that here in the United States.

Spilled some stuff on Clinton's favorite rug.

Well, I guess we both will have stains there now to remind the people of us both.

Lame Duck here! Thas what they're calling me. And with Cheney sitting right there with a puzzled look.

Those purple pills won't help a lame duck. AFLAC!!! Ha ha ha!

Well. here's cheers to the eight years!


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