George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 18 January 2009
I see where Balack Osama is coming into Washington for the big day Tuesday on a train. He flew to Pennsylvania to get on a train and travel it to here. What a big show-off!
He's as bad as the one we had who landed in a helicopter that landed on that ship....never mind. Guess we all get the big head sometimes. Look what a head Kennedy has. Looks like a float on the Macy's parade.
I've been soaking my hands in a special solution to get them toughened up and ready to do some serious Bush-whacking when I get back to the ranch.
I think I'm gonna ditch the bicycle and get back on that segway.
At least there won't be all those news people around to see if I fart or not.
I can just go outside and fart as loud as I want to. Rough holding it back for eight years. Probably enough gas to ride that segway at a good pace. hee hee
Maybe get dad one and we can race. No, that wouldn't be prudent, the old Prune. He and Clinton probably off somewhere doing good deeds, like rebuilding all those habitaters for humanity that Jimmy built and now are fallen in on people.
Probably the same people who built those FEMA trailers.
Well, two more days and I'm out of all that crappola.
Feels great! "So don't cry for me, Algorenina."
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