George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Dear Diary,

We had a lot of fun with that all-president meeting yesterday. I mean we all have to pull together on this economy thing.

"We must all pull together or we'll all pull seperately" I quoted.

Then dad had to ask where I had my bottle hid? Wouldn't know a joke if it was prudent enough to just nibble on his ass a little bit.

Maybe we should have invited Ralph Nader. Probably needs a bailout too after all these elections. I mean the poor guy doesn't even own a car.

I said "Maybe Ralph sees his shadow every year and predicts 4 more years of bad cars from Detroit!"

Dad actually gets up and starts looking behind cushions and pictures and things.

I think Osama's got a lot of wisdom. He took advantage of them being older and picked dad and Carter for the farting contest. At their age, we didn't stand a chance.

Even there, after I cut loose with a minor fudgablast, dad had to sniff and say, "Bourbon!"

Still all in all it was a good meeting.

W.


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