George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Boy the time is flying by. Osama will have this seat in a few days now and my eight years will be gone.

How will history judge me? Not too harshly I don't think because we all may be history if Iran gets that bomb. I hope Balack Osama takes that joker seriously, even though he may be crazy.

We've had crazy people in charge before. Like ME!! Ahahahaha! Just kidding. Just kidding.

Well, unless something happens soon, no one else has been able to attack us since 911.

Besides, none of you should complain. I hear about Dick Cheney this and George Bush that but remember...YOU ELECTED US...TWICE!! So who's the real stinker here?

W. (Would you care to move downwind please)

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