George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Dad actually wants Jeb to run for president in the near future. He says the family could pull the hat trick.

Well I don't want to be a spoil sport...hee hee spoil sport..hat trick get it? I'm actually mellowing out of late. And without the aid of alcohol.

What I meant was, I'm not sure that would work out. I'm not even sure Jeb would want to run.

As soon as he announced it, there'd be mass suicides in Iraq.

"Another Bush! Virgins here I come!" hee hee

Then there'd be that oil business and with a name like Jeb it'd be "One day Jeb was shootin at some food and up through the ANWAR came a bubbling crude!"

Hee Hee! I HAVE mellowed out! Weeeee Doggies!

W. PS: Can't see Mama in a rocker on the ranch truck! Ha hah ha(Poot)

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