George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

January..The Final Days

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Balack Osama says he wants to bring a sense of accountability to Washington. Here he's been a Senator for years and doesn't realize that there are accountants all over Washington.

What he'll need to bring with him is a sense of humor once Leno and Letterman get ahold of him.

Luckily, I was able to mostly shrug that stuff off like water off a boarded Gitmo prisoner since I had no idea what they were talking about.

Also, he may need the sense to dodge shoes if that catches on. Mama's already picked it up.

Speaking of which, I'm not sure about Osama's sense of common, bringing his mother-in-law to the White House.

Now he'll have to not only get his ideas passed by Congress and the Senate, he's outnumbered 2-1 at home.

Oh well, I'm through here. Even though I did my best, I'll probably go down as the most misunderestimated president in history.


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