George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 9 January 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Still thinking a lot about our recent president's meeting.

That Balack Osama is quite the wit. He told some jokes that were probably funny or at least dad and Bill thought so. Of course it ALWAYS dad and Bill! Heard that till I could puke!

I asked dad once, why do you always refer to my former alcohol problems and don't ask Bill about his woman addiction?

He just smiled and started that prudent business. I wish he had a prudent shoe up his ass!

Next time dad gets up and checks around the room for bottles, I'm gonna start looking for women hiding in the closet or under the desk.

Bill said he "just loved that carpet" in the Oval Office. He wore out the two before so why shouldn't he love it? Think of all the memories there!

And Jimmy...who knows if he was laughing at Osama's jokes. He grins like an idiot all the time.

Oh well. It was still a pretty good get-together.


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