George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 7 January 2009
I see where Osama has named Leon Panetta to be the new director of the CIA.
What kind of deal is that? Somebody put some bucks up some rear ends there. Those other countries will make mincemeat of him. I mean, with a name like panetta, he's just asking for someone to hang him up and beat him with a stick.
Besides, I had some great intelligence officers he could have chosen from.
What next, Barbara Streisand for Ambassador to Singapoor?
In my interview over the weekend, I revealed that I now have a prize collection of nearly 300 autographed baseballs. Something huh? I could see some of them were so impressed they had to hide their mouths.
Wish I hadn't put all those great old baseball cards in the spokes of my bicycle while I was riding on the ranch it last year.
But boy, it sure sounded great.
Should have used regular cardboard.
Should have only sent in Special Forces to do away with Saddam.
Too late now.
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