George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Dear Diary,

Today was a truly awful day. Today I had to pack away my Stickle Bricks and He-Man Figures. I had to put them in to big brown wooden moving crate that a man in blue overalls put in to the back of a big brown lorry.

I asked the man where he was taking my things; the man said that he was taking them to my new home.

I cried.

The man in blue overalls laughed.