George Osborne - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Had to go on BBC breakfast this morning. I was a bit nervous and I did a whoopsie in the car on the way to the London studios.
When I got there they had coke in the green room and that calmed me down a bit. I think I did quite well as I refused to answer questions and just said what I was told to. They asked me what cuts I have to put up with personally. I can only have seven course lunches not nine.
It's my Christmas Hols now so I get to have a bit of time off. I have been told I might not be able to go to Belfast to join the Christmas Orange March this year as there is trouble. I hope I can go. I have a new hat.
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