George Osborne - My Fake Diary
Monday, 31 December 2012
I am glad to see the back of 2012. Not my greatest year.
More cuts in public service upset the public mood and I was booed at the Olympic Stadium when presenting medals to the Paralympics athletes. Ironic that we cut the disability allowance and then I turn up at the Paralympics. Doh!
And during the budget I announced a 20p tax on the sausage roll - the working class food of choice. At least I didn't look as silly as Ed Miliband and Ed Balls when they turned up at a branch of Greigs the next day to purchase a roll. I can confidently say that was the first time either of them had set foot in a place like that.
Make your mind up Ed - your either a Labourite or a posh toff - like me!