George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 December 2012

Having a stop around number 11. Dave's fag Nick has said I shouldn't be allowed to go to Belfast to march because the security costs too much. Since when do fags have a say in what I do. I think that he is just sour because I killed his potted plant by taking a whoopsie in it.
Been told to let Google and Mail group off corporation tax as they are more friendly than Starbucks.

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