George Osborne - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Today I counted up to twelve all by myself. I almost got all the numbers in the right order. I spoke to that nice Mr Murdoch on the phone. He is right that we should block that nasty Mr Leveson's report we must let Mr Murdoch do what he wants.
I have to get Vince to clean my desk chair as I did a bit of a whoopsie when the phone rang.