Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 May 2018

I'm off twitter now - the legal people are writing it for me! They don't trust me to say the RIGHT THING!!

I ask you - with the stormy pro around there's only ony one right thing to say.

Take a runniung jump sweetheart - this PRESIDENT IS HERE TO STAY - i'M WORKING ON MY RE-ELECTION NEXT TIME ROUND AND WITH THE HELP OF THE MYSTERIES OFGOD I will be back the the White House for good.