Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 January 2018

So Oprah Winfrey wants to be President? Won't happen,not on my watch. Steve Bannon says that it will, but we all know he is crazy,right? Right? Right?
Anyway, I have the scripts for Star Wars to learn, and as Harry said'You can write this shit, but you can't say it'. A bit like my Twitter feed I suppose. Anyway, a world to lead.
Adios.