Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 November 2016

Oh f#@$! I'm in deep doo-doo now! I never thought I had a chance to win this thing! And I never wanted to! Every time I tried to say something stupid to lose support I just gained more in the polls! I only ran to stay in the public eye while I get a new TV show! Can I hire someone to do this job?