Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 November 2016

Oh wow, I'm starting to gain on Crooked Hillary. Now everybody tells me to just keep my mouth shut and don't say pussy or anything. They just don't know how hard that is for me! I'm going to do my best, but if anybody mentions my tiny hands or tells me one more time that they should change the meaning of the initials GOP from Grand Old Party to Grab Our Pussies, I might lose it. I mean more than usual.


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