Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Dear Diary - I just got off the phone with Megyn Kelly and she was really upset.

She said that she cannot believe all of the hate emails she has been getting. She told me that so far she has received 93,903 hate-filled emails.

I told her that I agreed with what she said and the poor blonde woman almost fainted.

She said that there are only six people who actually agree with her and four of them are relatives.

I told her to hold her chin up and not let anyone get to her. She said that Vice-President Joe Biden was especially mean to her and he even called her an atheist.

Donald Trump