Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Dear Diary - So President Obama and the Danish prime minister think that they can sit around and play footsie and get away with.

Well I for one, am not going to stand for it. President Obama is our president and he should not be playing footsie with anyone, even with his own wife.

And as for Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, well I will admit that the woman is sensuosuly attractive as Helle (no pun intended) but she should know better.

Oh I know that she is from Denmark, where everything goes but still, it made this all-American fella kind of uneasy.

And it's not because I'm gay or anything because I'm not.

But I will say that I am going to insist on seeing Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt's birth certificate.

Donald Trump