Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Dear Diary - I heard through the grapevine that the president is planning on taking another vacation.

Just who the heck does he think he is anyway? The president. Oops...my bad.

I am going to strongly suggest to him that if he has to take a vacation maybe he can visit Hoboken, New Jersey and save the American taxpayers a whole lot of money.

Of course to me, money is nothing since I have billions of it.

Donald Trump