Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 May 2013

Dear Diary - Well it has been quite a while since I have brought up the birther issue. And even though I know that the president was in fact born in the United States, I bring up the matter just to irritate people because everyone knows that if there is one thing that Donald Trump loves to do is to irritate people.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I feel that if I don't do it then someone like Rush Limbaugh or Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan will try and steal my thunder.

Donald Trump