Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 April 2013

Dear Diary - Man oh man oh man. I am still kicking myself for firing one of the sexiest women to ever grace my show Celebrity Apprentice, ex-Playboy Playmate Brande Roderick.

I have received thousands of emails asking me how in the world I could fire such a sensuously erotic beauty.

Hell, I even received hundreds of angry-as-hell letters from lesbianites.

Oh well. Guess that's all just water under the Brooklyn Bridge now.

Donald Trump

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