Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Dear Diary -

The second Presidential Debate is over. And it looks like "Big Bird" Romney just got his goose cooked. President Obama latched onto the Boston boy and turned him every which way but loose.

I knew I should have run for president. Hell I would have won just on my Manhattan charm alone.

I swear that "Frankenstein" looking fella could scare the hell out of Al Qaeda and Taliban operatives with that cat that swallowed the canary evil smirk of his.

Oh well. I guess I'll just sit back and run in 2016.

Donald Trump