Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I hate to say it, but I think I have reached that point where no one gives a damn what I think.

The other day I told a reporter what I thought about the situation in Syria and he told me to stop wasting his time.

I called up my good friend Donnie Rumsfeld this morning and he said he could not talk because he was drinking a glass of water.

Oh well. I guess I'll just sit and talk to myself.

Dick Cheney