Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Dear Diary - Well I got disqualified from that antelope shoot in Wyoming because my gun malfunctioned.

And now I just heard that I will not be allowed to participate in the Montana elk shoot because they think that I am dangerous.

I think I'm going to call up AARP and file a complaint with them.

Maybe I can call up Sarah "Snowflake" Palin and see if I can go hunt reindeer up in Alaska.

Dick Cheney