Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 22 August 2013
Dear Diary - I hate not being in the spotlight. I guess I am just going to have to make a pest out of myself like Donald Trump does, so that I can get my name in the newspapers.
I know deep down inside that there are still lots of people who care about what Dick Cheney has to say about this or that.
I am not like George W. Bush, who just went away and is hardly ever seen except at a Texas rodeo or a cattle branding party.
No sir, Dick Cheney is going to be in the limelight. Me and the limelight, hell we go together just like old Republicans and WMD's.
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