Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Dear diary,

It is a nice summer evening and I am sitting behind on my patio catching the vibes… I can hear the voice of Vincent Price and also the noise of tennis balls. I can see a black guy… No wait a minute… He's a white guy and I keep getting the number five.

Oh help me Sam - this is a really difficult one!

I can see bubbles floating around and a chimpanzee jumping around trying to burst them. I can see a big ranch with lots of toys and hundreds of children playing… It's a wonderful scene…

Silly me… What happens to bubbles when they burst? They go pop!!!

Perhaps it's the King of Pop!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more