Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Today I am enjoying watching the Royal wedding and I can sense a lady trying to get in touch with me… She is a very beautiful lady… And very rich too!

I can see Egyptians and I am drawn to Cleopatra for some reason… I can see the film ET … Yes, I think she is a film star who has been married… Oh wait I can see the number seven.

I can also see Peter Pan with a monkey who is following her… They must have been good friends in this life and seem to be even closer now that they have passed on! It seems that she married the same man at least twice… I wonder who it could be?

Who do you think it could be Sam?

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