Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 May 2011

I have noticed the sound of an engine in my ears and although the man next door is repairing his rusty mini, I can still hear it… It is much heavier and I can also hear those big horns they play at football matches - air horns like on lorries. The sound is so deafening that I can see Sam with his fingers in his ears!

I am also drawn to the letter S and the colour green.

What's that Sam?



South of Scotland?


Further south?


Sam tells me the place is Carlisle.

Oh… Oh… I'm getting goosebumps man!

Does the name Eddie Stobbart mean anything?

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