Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Dear diary,

I went to a jumble sale today and took Sam with me. We have recently been watching Bargain Hunt on telly and thought that we might be able to pick up an unusual and valuable item.

As things turned out we did EXACTLY that. As he was rummaging through the clothes, Sam uncovered what looked like a dirty raincoat.

But it was not any old raincoat, this one had a lollipop in the pocket which had partly congealed. However, with my psychic superpowers, I was able to "channel" my way through to the spirit world and found that the lollipop belonged to Kojak, but even more exciting… The raincoat belonged to Peter Falk who was better known as COLUMBO. Peter confirmed to me that he was working on a murder case with Telly Savalas and he told me to "suck on this" as it would concentrate the mind.