Derek Acorah - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Dear Diary,

I went out tonight for a bite to eat with the guys from the Psychic circle.

We went to a very posh restaurant and I had the fish. Lenny had crab, said it was fantastic.

Afterwards we went off to a little pub that Sebastian knows, anyway when we got there I asked for a lager for me and a vodka for Sam, the cheeky barman refused! Said he didn't serve spirits!