David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 September 2003

I've eaten something bad and I feel like I want to vomit. Nonetheless, I've still got the "get-up-and-go" attitude that the Ladies expects of me. I think Kitt and I are going on a secret mission this afternoon. But it's so secret I don't think they're even going to tell me. Fine. Leave it to the car - what do I care?

Anyway...I went for take-out last night and had a sea-food pizza. I think that's why I feel very shoddy. I think I've got some easy-listening music for the car though to settle me down.

I'm going to go take a nap.


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