David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 September 2003

The Hoff's letting me write his diary entry this time. I'm KITT. I'm a fast car that goes "Brooom!!! BRoooooommm!". So, a bit like Bazil Brush.

Sometimes, some people stop me on the streets...well, that's not accurate. Sometimes I run people over in the streets. But I digress:

When people have stopped in the street, they sometimes ask me: Why are you a bit camp?

And I say: "Listen you ungrateful wretches - if you don't cut me some slack I'm going to run over your children!"

The Hoff's a good owner though. He waxes me and lets me talk about Ralph Macchio.

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