David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 August 2003

Hey y'all,

Got really rat-faced last night, good job I had KIT to drive me home.

Met this woman, and oh boy, was she a WOman.

We had mad crazyman sex till the next night on my pool table. Wow! Was she some lady!

That's about it guys.

Good luck, and good lovin' to you all now.

The Hoff.

xxx


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